topherchris:

Holy Moses! It’s a service for Christians that’ll email documents to whoever they choose exactly six days after the rapture.

I’m pretty sure this is isn’t supposed to be used to gloat, but if it were me I’d send out mp3 files of Nelson going “ha ha” to all the poor bastards stuck on Earth.

And there you go… if there’s a way to monetize god, the church will find it.  No refunds for service charges though in the case of a non-event, huh?

Favorite quote : “So, basically the Government of the AntiChrist gets your stuff, unless you make it available in another way.”